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Which candidate would you hire?

Two candidates, one 3 a.m. page. Pick the one you'd hand the pager to, then see what gave it away. It takes about a minute.

The interviewer reads the page above and asks: “It's 3 a.m. and this just woke you up. What do you do?”

Both answers were written for this page. Neither comes from a real candidate or interview.

B. You just ran the Pager Test.

Here's what you picked up on, probably without listing it.

A is the one that reads better on paper.

It's organized, complete and correct. Here's what B shows that A doesn't, and what happens when you ask A one more question.

The answer: B.

Here's what gives it away, and what happens when you ask A one more question.

What B shows

  1. Does the math first. “About forty minutes” sets the pace for everything else.
  2. Names the usual suspect, and how it works. A replication slot nobody is reading makes the primary keep every WAL file. You don't learn that from a course; you learn it when it fills a disk.
  3. Fixes the cause, not the symptom. Fix the consumer and the disk drains on its own. More space only buys time.
  4. Knows the trap in the obvious fix. EBS makes you wait six hours between changes to a volume, so you grow it once, and generously. People learn that once, usually at 3 a.m.
  5. A rule with a scar behind it. “I don't delete files I can't name.”
  6. Talks to people before they ask. The update goes out before the first “any update?”

Where A runs out

Interviewer You scaled up storage. What was filling the disk?

A I'd look into that during the root-cause analysis, using our monitoring and logs.

Interviewer It's still climbing a percent every ten minutes. What do you look at first?

A Disk usage metrics, and the database logs for errors.

Interviewer The logs are clean. Then what?

A I'd probably escalate to the database team.

That's the bottom, three questions in. It's a fine answer from a mid-level engineer. It isn't one from the person who is the database team at 3 a.m.

Why this is hard to spot

Answer A isn't wrong. Every step in it is correct, and it's also roughly what a chatbot writes when you ask it the question. On paper, in a take-home or in an AI-polished CV, A and B can look the same. The difference only shows when someone who has been paged keeps asking “and then what?”

That's the Pager Test: a 45-minute interview where the candidate walks through a system they've actually run, and I keep asking until they reach the bottom of what they've done, then write down where that was.

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